They get tickets half price because they are happy to stay anywhere with "bowels" in the title.
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Not content to lounge about at night, our merry folk were entertained by DJs, dancing, a lovely fashion show and even a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Things You’d Like To Say At Work, But Can’t
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Chair combat is efficient, accessible and is one of the key civilian weapons for the 21st century martial artist. Given the huge range of combative disciplines available today and the rapid growth in weaponry training, it is strange that the chair has not been integrated into every training system. With its general availability you feel it should feature strongly in every instructor’s repertoire and be classified as one of the most important self-defence tools in society.

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Been wondering the name of the font used on the cover of the Moleskine? I’ve been told that it looks like Copperplate (see example above), and I tend to agree, but the trouble is that I can’t find a free version of Copperplate font. Does anybody know where to get a free Copperplate font?

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Feckin’ hilarious ways to off yourself.
How to kill yourself like a man.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it’s also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn’t find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no “still friends” bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

Jeremy Wagstaff’s LOOSE wire: Tags
Here’s the beginnings of a directory of social bookmark manager/taglike storage facilities. That’s a mouthful, but the list isn’t:

Zap2it - TV news - Incoherent ‘Idol’ Reject Watched From Jail
Wells’ incarceration may have prevented him from reaching the status of such esteemed “Idol” rejects as William Hung. Wells burst into the “Idol” audition room like an incoherent supernova, spouting a patois that was one part krunk, one part Dirty South and one part unique rambling. Occasionally removing the shiny metallic caps from his teeth, Wells sang the chorus from Old Dirty Bastard’s (an intellectual kindred spirit) “Baby, I’ve Got Your Money” and then sang part of the chorus from James Brown’s “I Feel Good.” He also repeatedly asked the judges if they could dig it. It seemed that they ultimately could not.

Who knew the Brits got up to this sort of thing.
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