How to kill yourself like a man.

January 28, 2005

Feckin’ hilarious ways to off yourself.
How to kill yourself like a man.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it’s also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn’t find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no “still friends” bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

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