Things You’d Like To Say At Work, But Can’t

Things You’d Like To Say At Work, But Can’t
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?








“Sarcasm is just one more service we offer” wow thats a keeper, ill add that to one of my quick work responses to piss of some ppl. hehe
Comment by Gabrielle — January 31, 2005 @ 7:25 pm