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Yahoo! TV: Entertainment News & Gossip - ‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

“We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.

“But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be pure luck.

“The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”

The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.

“If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.

When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

“It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment.”

In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.

All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”

However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.”

Officials are quite confident the “time-traveler’s” claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, “No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002.”

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Japan snaps up ‘lucky’ Kit Kats

Students in Japan have reportedly caused sales of Kit Kat bars to soar, by adopting them as lucky charms.

The name of the chocolate bar resembles a Japanese expression - “kitto katsu” - used by students to wish each other luck before exams.

The phrase has been translated roughly as: “I hope you will win.”

So his thesis is: Some people are cold natured?
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There is a range of subjective, non-quantifiable factors which affect the thermal preference of the individual by either changing the metabolic rate or influencing the heat dissipation mechanisms. There almost are no indices to go by, but it is useful to keep such factors in mind in situations where the intended design is for people that could be identified with one or more of the factors below.

Fodors.com > Features > Smart Travel Tips > How to Pack Almost Any Bag

Two friends of mine agree on just about everything except how to pack a suitcase. One is convinced the best approach is to spread her clothes absolutely flat in the bottom of the case. The other is a passionate devotee of the rolling-up school of thought. The truth: any garment can be folded in more than one way, and any bag lends itself to more than one method of packing.

Read on, and you’ll learn to do the "roll," t" alt="" />he "interlock," and the "twin towers," techniques that ensure well-packed luggage, whether it hangs, rolls, or rides on your back.

The preceding was excerpted from Fodor’s How to

STARTREK.COM : Article
UPN and Paramount Network Television have jointly announced that this will be the final season of Star Trek: Enterprise on UPN. [Production will continue until the end of this season, which will finish shooting in March.] The series finale will air on Friday, May 13, 2005.

Venus: Clare Crespo’s Jell-O Aquarium recipe
Any recipe that begins with:

Make the Jell-O gelatin according to directions on the box. Pour into goldfish bowl.

Can’t be all bad.

Everything you Need to Know About Writing Sucessfully: in Ten Minutes (Stephen King)

THAT’S RIGHT. I know it sounds like an ad for some sleazy writers’ school, but I really am going to tell you everything you need to pursue a successful and financially rewarding career writing fiction, and I really am going to do it in ten minutes, which is exactly how long it took me to learn. It will actually take you twenty minutes or so to read this essay, however, because I have to tell you a story, and then I have to write a second introduction. But these, I argue, should not count in the ten minutes.

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Dublin Slang
Many people have sent be in “Dublin Sayings” that may not be truly Dublinesque (is there such a word?) however I have published them anyway. Anyhow I’ve been out of the place for 30 years, so who am I to say whether a saying is genuine or not. Many of the sayings have an 80’s and 90’s origin. Please email any corrections.